double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you’d follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix.
Sometimes I forget Julie Andrews isn’t actually royalty.
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
In case you ever foolishly forget; I am never not thinking of you.
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.
if you’re one of those people who look good in beanies thats it you win at life
blockbuster went out of business, which shocked everyone because we all thought they already did three years ago